Point of Contact Cards

These cards are designed for exactly what they sound like, the point of contact. As soon as you come in contact with a public servant or likewise whether you are excercising your right to travel or walking down the street, simply handing them one of these cards will ensure you one of two results:

• You've come across an intelligent one that reads the words carefully, shuts up, and grumbles all the way to the nearest doughnut shop.

OR

• In their typical robot gorilla fashion, they ignore the card, and you end up making thousands of dollars off of their stupidity.

So basically if a public servant approaches you with one of these babies in your pocket, your walking away from the situation with a smile on your face and possibly even a pocket full of cash if they decide they want to inconvenience you in any way...

 

Original Point of Contact Card bearing the Sovereign Authority Seal - $5

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Newly designed 2 sided Point of Contact Card - $5